Recipients: Corporate Consumer Distribution List

Subject: We Are Back

Hello {insert client's name},

We at Corporate Softworks want to say THANK YOU again to everyone who has been using and abusing this texture pack!  Lucky for you, we have concocted a companion piece to aid you in your horrific creations.  Retro Horror Textures 2 Layers of Distress is available for distribution.  This pack gives you more of the same gnarly textures and hundreds of transparent textures for you form your own diabolical textures. 

Our long break is finally over and we are eager to work  eternally without lunch breaks or mercy to bring you even more Corporate Software for your every need.  We added a new little imp to our Corporate family around a year ago and for those who know, taking care of baby imps can be a full time job in itself.  We are more than happy for our newest little employee on our team, and now that they have passed H.R.'s rituals we can bring our focus and attention back to creating products for you.  Our next company project is creating retro 3D assets that will work great with our texture packs and we are foaming at the mouth to get them to you!

Once again, from the bottomless pit of our black hearts, Thank You All!  Your business is our corporate pleasure!

With boiling hatred and merry wishes,

Management